Prelude: When you have to label, When you have to describe, You will often create Division, a bad vibe. There’s power in a name, Power in the naming. A name that is imposed Often needs reclaiming . . . Welcome to The Cougar Club. The first rule of Cougar Club is . . . I’m kidding, this is no Fight Club So don’t beat yourself up (spoiler) The first rule of Cougar Club is talk, Please please talk about Cougar Club. We share because we care and we know We are in unchartered waters right now, We’ve nearly drowned in other seas Unheard, sinking slowly to our knees. So let’s talk. The second rule of Cougar Club is Avoid weekends away and sleepovers, The pressure is on to look good for the duration All your mature experience may be what they chase But they don’t want to see it etched across your face. I know it’s been the same old shit since the year dot But we no longer get away with using what we’ve got. We work hard to hold back t...